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Market Dispatches

"Don’t short this Market"
A reminder that price is the only truth
May 5 • Market Hitchhiker
Crossing the Rubicon
Positioning is back to FOMO, earning breadth is a mirage, and the macro regime is quietly flipping under everyone’s nose.
Apr 23 • Market Hitchhiker
Post FOMC thoughts
On Hold
Mar 19 • Market Hitchhiker
Some thoughts about the market
Momentum is being pushed way too far, a boom/bust cycle is under way
Feb 25 • Market Hitchhiker
Relax, guy
The spooky Challenger Job Cuts number triggers a risk-off move.
Feb 6 • Market Hitchhiker
Mean Reversion Opportunity
Blow off top? Double top? Who cares! New trade and a risk management trick.
Jan 27 • Market Hitchhiker
Positioning Update
A Taco a day keeps the bears away
Jan 26 • Market Hitchhiker
Positioning Update
Pulling the trigger in forex land
Jan 19 • Market Hitchhiker
Market Update
How the market actually reacted to the CPI versus how it was supposed to react.
Jan 14 • Market Hitchhiker
Positioning Update (ex-Equity)
How the crowd is positioning itself across asset classes
Jan 13 • Market Hitchhiker
Market Update
Defensive positioning in the equity vol market, and a good day for the globalists and metals.
Jan 13 • Market Hitchhiker
Positioning Update (Special Equity Edition)
Deep dive into equity positioning, sentiment, and internals. Not your average analysis.
Jan 12 • Market Hitchhiker
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